Thursday, February 26, 2009

Pseudo-Intellectual x Sexual Predator

What up! For all of you couples looking to spice things up missionary-monkey style, or you singles trying to impress that special someone you've met with a highly-sophisticated and cultured date, all the while letting them know what the deal REALLY is via some blatant sexual undertones (mostly animal related): look no more. Society and tax dollars are literally working their ass off for you....for you and for donkey-f*ckers.

MUSEUM OF SEX
233 Fifth Avenue (@ 27th Street)
New York, NY 10016
General Information: (212) 689-6337

Hours:
Sunday – Friday: 11:00am – 6:30pm (last ticket sold at 5:45pm)
Saturday: 11:00am – 8:00pm (last ticket sold at 7:15pm)
Closed Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day
Adults (18+): $14.50 + tax
Students and Seniors (with valid ID): $13.50 + tax
Group Visits are also available

I need say no more. Enjoy the view. The Panda's won't mind...they're into that.

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