Blog Wars

So there's this guy I know, we'll call himmm.....Jim Bond. And he's completely lie-sexual. Meaning he lies about all of these girls that he doesn't bang, but he tells everyone that he does bang em, but we all know that he really doesn't bang em, and its just totally lame and sad, but whatever, whatcha gonna do, right? And who even says "bang", ya know?

He does.

So anyway, he told me about this one time when his mom had to go out of town for a few days so she had to hire a babysitter for him, and the babysitter that she hires is so unbelievably off-the-meter hot. Like Adventures in Babysitting on crystal-methamphetamine hot. So this character tells me, in all earnestness, that when his mom leaves, she leaves him in the care of this super hot chick who's wearing this "Vote for Obama '08" baby-tee and cut off shorts, and the first thing that he does is he sneaks out of the bathroom window and goes to booze with and bang out Sigourney Weaver all night.

Like, what's the point of that lie? In fact, I can think of double-digit reasons NOT to tell that lie.

Anyway, he has a blog. Check it out.

http://bondtana.blogspot.com/

Homeless and hungry, B&E at a studio near you.